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‘We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one
of its periodical fits of morality’.
Shock…….horror. Young army officer (27) photographed
in hotel room without any clothes plus another in the same state of nature, believed
to be a young woman. May have committed or be about to commit a heterosexual
act.
The pink smudges of Captain H Wales plus a young
lady’s bottom are to be revealed in the Soaraway Sun (prop: the Dirty Digger). The media generally has been harrumphing about
‘conduct unbecoming’, ‘HM livid’. ‘shameful behaviour’ and on and on.
Come off it! The partiality of the Royals,
the aristocracy and the nobility and gentry for bit of rumpy-pumpy has been well-known
for centuries. Good Queen Bess was anything but. She was a preying mantis. When
she tired of her squeeze he was not long for this world. James I probably
bowled from both ends, always banging on about ‘the monstrous regimen of women.
Charles 2 had a massive stable. A friend of mine owned the only freehold house
in St James, built by old Chuck for Nell Gwynn so that he would not have too
far to walk. His dying words were ‘Let not poor Nelly starve’. Here is Nellie’s
portrait.
Perhaps one of our current crop of Royal
ladies could oblige.
Queen Anne so loved a bit of horizontal jogging
that she thought it too good for the common sort of folk. Queen Vic knew full
well what was worn under John Brown’s kilt. Nothing – it was all in good nick!
She is alleged also to have carried out duties as Empress of India with her Indian
manservant. Princess Mags was at it like a frog up a pump. She consorted with
an actor-cum-gangster who was hung like a grandfather clock. His party trick
was to wave it at the other guests. Hutch, the West Indian night-club singer,
is said to have pleasured not just Lady Mountbatten but a swathe of royalty and
nobility during his hey-day in the 30’s and 40’s.
And
we think we are so liberated!
Now
we have the media pontificating about sexual morals. Pass the sick bag, Mabel.
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