Footballer is ******* white ****

Having had to depart from a local pub rapidly due to ‘football’ being shown simultaneously on five wide-screen TVs on a Greek satellite with volume at maximum so that the furniture vibrated and the commercials were all in Greek, I yield to no-one in my loathing of a kid’s game that now involves 22 men kicking a round  ball from  one end of a field to another with the object of placing it between two sticks and getting paid £1 million a week for this 90 minutes of tomfoolery.

The saving grace is that the that the moral delinquents who get into the red-tops more for the stories that come from their swimming in the soccer cesspool than for actually playing the game do, often unwittingly, add to the gaiety of nations.

Currently there is a big hoo-hah over a white player who was very rude about a gentleman of colour; I am not sure whether they play for the same team, but it is not germane anyway.

The nub of it all is that he is being investigated for racism with a possible view to prosecution under one or other of the laws brought in by NuLab to criminalise us all.

Thanks to a piece which will appear in Rod Liddle’s column in the Speccie next week we now get a glimpse of what this is all about.

It seems that the miscreant called the innocent party a ‘f*****g black c**t’.

The stasi are not going for him because of the foul language, which is now so common in some circles that it is considered normal speech, having lost its power to shock through frequent use.

No, it is ‘black’ that is considered to be offensive.

But he is black. This is the only bit of truth in the insult. Regarding this as offensive is surely racist in itself and the representatives of the race relations industry who are pursuing this should surely be the ones in the dock.

If the boot had been on the other foot (in a manner of speaking) would the black guy be up for it by calling the other guy a ‘f*****g white c**t’?

I think we should be told!

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So farewell, then, Jimmy Saville:

The old weirdo has finally fallen of his twig, snuffed it, gone to meet his maker, shuffled off this mortal coil. God fixed it for Jim.

We know all this because BBC TV News gave this the #1 spot for over 20 minutes. Good to know that all’s right with the world and nothing occurred anywhere more important than the demise of a creepy pop-jock.