Shcok, horror: Cameron rides a horse

What’s all this carry-on about Cameron and a horse?

As is well known, the essential qualifications for a hack (the journo breed, not the equestrian) are a fertile imagination, a fine disregard for the truth, and inventiveness.

So here is a possible Red Top scenario.

Cameron has ridden a horse. So he’s a toff.

The horse belongs to the Metropolitan Police, the finest force money can buy. So the Old Bill is mixed up in this. Sounds very dodgy.

The horse is liveried by that Murdoch woman; she who was boss of the News of the World and has hair like an explosion in a mattress factory.

So we now have a connection between Cameron, the police, and Murdoch.

And did Cameron claim for the horse oats as a Parliamentary expense?

Did Cameron get his oats for free.

I think we should be told.